BREAKING/FAKING NEWS : ALL AIRPORTS ALERTED FOR 28 AAP MLAs
It is reported by most unreliable sources that both Sonia Gandhi of Congress and Rajnath Singh of BJP has given a written undertaking on dotted lines as demanded by AA Kejribabaji on their 18 points charter, and they requested AA to accept the invitation , and form the government in Delhi at the earliest, on Monday.
The high level AA core team got this surprise gladly and assembled for their internal consultation at their Delhi office. After a marathon meeting, where all the leaders and all the elected MLAs took part,later on a conspicuous silence was found in the place .Even they refused to come out for press briefing, and asked them to go away.
It is unreliably learnt from sources that the leadership felt themselves trapped, that now they have to form the government, but as most of the MLAs were afraid that they don't know English well or the administrative rules and regulations, they will not be able take charge of any of the ministries. They even objected that the AA management has not told them earlier, that is before the election that they have to run the show without car, security, perks etc.
Again nobody in the AA has any answer to, how the electric bills of consumers will be reduced, if the power company do not agree to supply at reduced rates making huge losses. Moreover nobody knew how they will supply water without cost in a metro city, where cost is too much for water distribution management activities.But AA members were gladly willing to supply unlimited quantity of unfiltered water from the Yamuna river free of cost to those living nearby, only on self service basis .
Finding all these menifesto promises too difficult to fulfil they decided to escape and decided to run away abroad, to the friendly foreign countries, where the AA supporters are still willing to give donation till 2014 election. Somehow this news was leaked and the authorities decided to issue red alert to hold them, and present them to the lieutenant Governor, where AA Chief has given written undertaking to form the government ,only if they get letters from both BJP and Congress. Till the last news as reported, all the AA leaders are reported to be safe in their own residence, in sound sleep.
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